Conversation with Graham (G: 3 years, 10 months, 23 days old / C: 15 months, 12 days old)

On my list of conversations I do not want to have (after leaving the kids with a babysitter). 

Graham: Mommy, I really want the scissors back that Amy (babysitter) took away from me last night.

Mommy: Why did she take the scissors away from you?

Graham: Because I was cutting Carter's hair!!